They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.

(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)

This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.

No no, that’s the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.

Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.

Some people are just like that, regardless of headphones. My fiance gets like that to the point I have to nudge her to get her attention.

It only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.

The huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.

He’s also monumentally depressed.

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.

Cats are all the fun of owning a chainsaw with none of the safety mechanisms.

Kinda how first degree royalty is a Hapsberg, or a 3rd degree twice removed felony is politics?

Pizza typically contains almost every food group. Grain, vegetable, meat, dairy, salt, cholesterol, and microplastics. It does not usually contain candy however.

Which means of course instead of charging the data centers for more since they’re using it proportionately more, they charge everybody individually the same per diem rate. Honestly if you use more you should have to pay proportionately more. Oh you use 80% more than the average? You pay 80% more than the average. Sigh. Like the rich people would ever allow that to happen.

Today I learned a expression, And it does explain why sometimes they’ll be a capital letter in the middle of German for no assistant reason.

In this case though I think they were just making a mistake in an attempt to use title case.

In my experience most Christians have never read their own handbook. Those that do are very good at cherry picking.

Only if it’s from natural causes. In case you hadn’t figured it out sooner, he’d otherwise become a martyr. You think the Charlie Kirk stupidity is bad? Imagine how bad it world be if the cult’s object of worship was popped. Such a martyrdom would give the cult something to rally around after his end. If he dies naturally, however, the cult is FAR more likely to descend into infighting with a side of conspiracy theory, and tear itself apart as all the horrible people tried to scramble for whatever they could get by stomping on each other. Cults are complex monsters but have ways to survive the death of their leaders.

It seems to leave out autocratic leaders of countries with equivalent wealth and greater power, such as Prince Bonesaw and Vlad Putler.

Gen-X here. The reason they’re giving you that advice is because that used to actually work. If you wanted a job, for instance, you needed to comb through newspapers or physically go around and look for places that were hiring. It wasn’t uncommon for ads to to say “apply in person.” Without the Internet making applying for a job almost trivially easy compared to how it used to be, going through the extra effort of showing up dressed professionally was a way to show that you were serious and willing to put in real effort.

The Boomers and Gen-Xers telling you to do the same aren’t living in the same decade as the rest of us, mostly because the Internet wasn’t pervasive in the time they were looking for jobs. Back in the 90s the Internet was kinda a novelty that you had to go looking for. It wasn’t, IMO, until smart phones came along that being online REALLY took off, though arguably iMac computers really pushed the “tech is trendy” idea out there.

While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it’s a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I’ve got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I’m going and don’t want to risk getting run over.

Monkeys have achieved the impossible.