She must’ve trained those animals really well if her skirt isn’t just caked in poop.

Moth: you didn’t invent the lamp!

Edison: look how I took credit for inventing the lamp.

Oh hey it’s that mouth that Jehovah’s Witnesses use to 'prove" that there’s no such thing as evolution.

That’s how dirty bombs work - an explosion deliberately blasts radioactive material in as wide an area as it can.

Tell that to anyone whose cat has barfed in their shoes.

Okay can you give us an example?

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.

Because people in power only want one thing - more power. They only fear one thing - loosing power.

Almost, because my niche gaming hobby has no Lemmy community.

Well to be fair, there’s no memes in the world that distract people living under the shadow of bomb and missile strikes.

It’s cool they’re brown. It’s the white ones with the fangs that you need to watch out for.

It’s ignorant AF but probably not technically racist.

No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.

Correction: 4 masked terrorists.

Thanks I hate it.

Remember when some jokers started selling Faraday cages for Wi-Fi routers on Amazon, claiming that it would protect the user from wireless signals?

The other spoon…

More like Noe.

You mean the Tyrant?