Humanity in a nutshell.

RCE, you bastard!

5 years later: why is the entire continent overrun by rabbits.

My mother really wanted to have parakeets, so she got them and had to put the cage up there, where the cat couldn’t get to, after the cat literally draped itself over the top of the bird cage lol

No, still looks skinny AF. Have you tried eating more junk food?

He’s lucky he didn’t clip his head on the flat moon on his way down.

Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

Allergy season

Decrying political violence is incredibly naive. Violence has been a political tool for thousands of years. It’s not an ideal solution 99.99% of the time, but it does achieve results. I mean hell, the American Revolution was literally political violence.

A drug dealer dressed all in black with a balaclava is absolutely a Fed working for the Trump administration.

You named your human “Mulligan”?

I can’t die on the hill if I jump into the ravine first.

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Yeah I know but it’s still cool.

There’s a lot of competition, but right now Trump is vying for a gold medal as hard as he can, which might actually explain a few things. He wants to be the best at being the worst.