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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake box!!!

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      Well I didn’t vote for you.

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        You don’t vote for kings

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          Well how do you become king then?

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            The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

            That is why I am your king!

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              Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government

              • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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                Be quiet!

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                  You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

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          You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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      I’m so fucked bruh I can’t even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore

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    “By th power…”

    “Get the hell out of here! Can’t you read?!”

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      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!

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        “Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight”

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    How about: “By the power of Grayskull…”?

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      Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.

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        Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won’t frown on that.

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          There’s already a She-Ra, ya know…

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        If you took some LSD beforehand … for the user they did actually transform into He-man … or a hippopotamus … whatever … they still get the sword. … alright Man-at-arms! Let’s roll!!

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      I will also accept:

      “Thunder… Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!”

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    … Heeeeeeeeeere we are!

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      Oh there’s a question… if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.

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        If you shout “I have inside me blood of Kings!” is a store worker required to shout “Yeah!” back?

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    It says “there can only be one” but there are in fact many swords to do this with.

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      You can reduce the numbers faster if you don’t need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.

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    There can be only two!

    Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    Form Blazing Sword!

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    Was that a reference to a highlander show?

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      Yes?

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    demoknight tf2 moment.

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