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Manucode@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

If you find any German words, you can keep them

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If you find any German words, you can keep them

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Manucode@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    If you find any German words, you can keep them

    No, thanks. I already have enough of them. Like this:

    Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!

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      Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!

      Huzzah, my forcing myself to do lessons every few weeks has finally paid off and I actually understood some fucking German in the wild! Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous

      hides before ich_iel finds me

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        Sitz! Böser Wuffi!

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        Pets and language learning are some amazing combo. They don’t judge your pronunciation, they’re happy to stare at you while you speak with them no matter language, and you can still train language usage.

        Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous

        My neighbours, in the meantime, gave up pronouncing her name. She’s locally known as “a alemãozinha” (the little German).

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      Gib Scheißfrieda ein Leckerli von mir

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        Fertig, brudi. Sie hat nicht geantwortet, aber es mit freude gegessen. :D

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      Wo Katzensteuer?

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        Hier:

        Pipipida Scheißfrieda Dummchen die Orkin Siegfrieda.

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      I have another one for you:

      Stör

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Du Backpfeifengesicht!

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      Selber Backpfeifengesicht!

      • Tiptopit@feddit.org
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        Hier wird wohl kräftig am Watschenbaum geschüttelt!

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          Du kriegst gleich einen vom Watschenbaum geschüttelt!

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            Oh ja, schneller, bitte hör nicht auf!

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              Hey! Nehmt Euch gefälligst ein Zimmer!

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        Gar nicht!

        • Manucode@infosec.pubOP
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          Doch!

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    SPRICH

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      DEUTSCH

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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        DU

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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          WUNDERSCHÖNE

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            GIRAFFE

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              AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

              ([email protected] )

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    Ist ein Bartender so eine Art Rasierer?

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    Alle können antworten

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      Ich will aber nicht!

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        :c

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      Genau genommen nur Bluesky-Nutzer

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        Dabei antworte ich doch gerade

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    Stör

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