lunatic girl threatening me
Technically, all of them are made up.
stop making up country names, funny man.
Math quiz: Find the 2 words in the list that are made up.
The internet has gotten worse in general, and it’s accelerating.
The vast majority of online content is now AI-generated.
the lady in the red dress?
“Se encuentra en méxico.”
“Muchas gracias!”
The plastic problem is entirely separate from the climate problem.
Avoiding plastic cups does nothing for the climate, most alternatives actually release more CO2 during production.
Especially human skulls.
half a liter of espresso, 3 cigarettes and 70mg of amphetamines.
I wish I was joking.
Holy shit, mine does that too. It’s how we got her, we went to the shelter to pick one and when we entered the cage with all the cats in it, she jumped on my shoulders.
Oh, it definitely is.
I tried to keep her off my stuff in the beginning. But she’s more stubborn than I am, and keeps trying again, for hours and days if necessary. At some point I just gave up.
Now, when she wants to sit down on the keyboard, I quickly lock it and accept that it’s time for a break and some scritches.
My cat managed to crash a fresh install of Debian Stable to an unrecoverable state, just by walking across the keyboard.
I had to reinstall, but of course she still got treats for doing such a good job as software tester.
I tried GTA Online once, thinking I could just cruise around and have some fun.
Within 2 minutes I was killed by some dude in a flying motorcycle rocket launcher thingy.
He then proceeded to spawn-camp me and kill me every time I came back.
Haven’t logged on since.
small slice: The stuff you can observe with equipment affordable to schools and colleges
big pie: The stuff you can observe with orbital telescopes, particle accelerators, 2-mile-long drills, deep sea submarines, or not at all
I used to have an old Zenit ET. I loved that thing cause it had a small solar cell that powered the lightmeter (which was just an analog indicator moving over a scale).
So it needed no batteries.
When I moved to a new place I accidentally toppled an oak wood wardrobe which fell on the camera.
The wardrobe then had a hole in its back panel, the camera still worked fine.
I have an old Soviet mechanical wristwatch that cost 3€ on an Eastern German flea market.
Compared to other watches it sounds like a Diesel tractor, the bezel rotates freely and the wristband pulls my arm hair out.
When I wear it, it’s too fast and when I don’t wear it, it’s too slow.
But I only wear it during the day and take it off at night, and that way it’s been keeping perfect time for 15 years.
And German. And French. And Polish. And Danish. And Spanish. And I thought it was pretty universal? Guess it’s European.
Anyway, fuck ketchup.
I want to be in that room now.
origin of meme with this text:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1jIa-TifY8/
origin of this version of the meme:
https://x.com/whoismonday/status/1529566283401834496