dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that’s perfect!
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
“Late?”
“Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent.”
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know…
Hugh Mungus
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’
Fellatia
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
- Margaret “Peg” M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you’ll get all the names you will ever need
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…
Dick Turner