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DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Do you like smart asses?

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Do you like smart asses?

DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • solrize@lemmy.world
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    Smart phones, smart watches, smart TVs, and now this? Give me a break, some things just don’t have to be Internet connected.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Activate your donkey now for $29.99/month!

      • Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        DaaS

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    If they are actually funny, don’t punch down too much, and can turn it off when needed.

    It’s not good if that’s your whole personality.

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      I work with too many people who insist on giving me the smartarse answer to EVERY fucking question.

      Every day I have to ask every station “Do you need any assistance today?” And “Do you have enough work to fill your shift?” And every day “YEah yOu cAn WaSh mY cAr! HehEheHe” and “yEaH iF I geT thrOugH thIs I’lL jUsT tAKe a nAp!”

      And every month we have to do a drivers licence check and every damn month the same people “wHaT lIcEnCe!?!”

      Fuck cunt, grow up. I hate doing this shit as much as you hate being asked, why are you making it take twice as long!?!

      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        have you told them ?

  • TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Idk none of the donkeys I’ve worked with have been very smart

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      But what’s the IQ on this buttocks, darling?

  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee
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    Why shouldn’t I? Bless those who encourage you to second-think things when things are presented as unquestionable.

    • dnick@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, since you ask, it likely depends on whether they’re humorously encouraging you to look at something from a different angle, or if they’ve just discovered a handful of situations that get a chuckle from people who only encounter it occasionally, them proceed to subject everyone to the same ‘second-think’ ad nauseum.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    They’re preferable to dumbasses.

  • viking@infosec.pub
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    Better than stupid dicks.

  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    Smart arses? Are we in the 90s? Stop living in the past! AI arses are the bomb now.

    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Machine Learning Asses

  • Billegh@lemmy.world
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    I like the asses on smart people, does that count?

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    No I don’t like myself

    • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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      Yes I like myself.

  • the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world
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    I trust my body to tell me that something’s wrong. If my butt is giving me warning signs, I darn well better listen.

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    Best exchange I heard about this topic:

    Person 1: “Stop being such a smart ass”
    Person 2: “I will when you stop being such a dumb ass”

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    Better than dumb-asses.

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    I don’t like that type of competition and we end up losing everybody else as the sarcasm and references get more obtuse and obscure until one of us loses and slingshots up to potty humor.

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    It depends on if they’re sarcastic smart asses, or know-it-all smart asses. I prefer the former.

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    I Smart ass back

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