People consider it to be trashy, despite the fact that it’s actually helpful, and it tidies up the table if the waiter is busy. I think it’s considered poor etiquette because rich snobs would never perform the tasks of the paid servants. Those tasks are beneath them. So if you want to be seen as fancy, you need to act as if they’re beneath you as well.

Uh oh, the laundry’s done!

He’s aiming more for Hitler 2.0.

Modern beauty standards have very little in common with health, or nature.

They’re not duck lips anymore. They’re balloon lips. They’re blow-up sex doll lips. They look awful. I hate how prevalent that has become.

Everyone these days looks like Ross Geller from the episode where he left the bleach on his teeth overnight on accident. Back then it was a funny joke. Now it’s every single entertainer on the planet, and 80% of people who can afford it.

Amazon is damned near benevolent compared to some of the corporations out there.

You expect me to stop and talk to you while I’m in the middle of deadlifting 400 pounds as many times as I can? Don’t talk to me!

Those are fun bikes! I’ve ridden both of them and enjoyed them, even when I was younger and all about crazy. I’ve been thinking about getting a Ducati Scrambler for a few years now. That isn’t a sport touring, and not really related to your comment, I’m just sharing my thoughts. :)

I rode my neighbor’s Harley the other day and I was so bored. I’ll never understand slow heavy bikes. I mostly ride dual-sports now. They’re wicked in the twisties.

I’ve wanted a Ducati superbike my entire life. In my 20’s I desperately wanted one. A couple weeks ago I realized I can easily afford one now. Unfortunately my wrists, neck, and back can’t afford that seating position anymore.

I know someone who watched their coworker come into work absolutely hammered, sit at the front kiosk thing and yell at customers, piss their pants, and pass out. They didn’t have a job anymore when they woke up.

Uh… That’s gotta be the lowest possible profit way to steal someone’s credit card funds. She could have just spent the money on the cards.

Because they’re heartless.

Did they not realize he wasn’t coming in anymore? How did he continue getting paid for a month?

And then threw him off hell in a cell in 1998 so he plummeted 16 feet through the announcer’s table?

LOL, the little kid is cute being so tiny!

My 70 pound dog does this to me all the time.

Bah, I lost my nerve and deleted it almost immediately after posting it. I also wasn’t sure if this was the right place to post it. Should I repost it?

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