US. Fluent in English but I can speak enough spanish to do most everyday things. I am learning Japanese, and while I can read and understand about half of it, I can’t pronounce shit and haven’t bothered practicing since I just want to read it.

What if you smashed them then took them home to cook and eat? 🤔

Not necessarily. What if you’re really good at Photoshop?

Do you think traffic speeds aren’t enforced? Just because they can’t do it effectively because they don’t have the resources or man power doesn’t mean they don’t try.

That wasn’t Michele in The Avengers? I had to look up Tessa just to compare and yeah; they look almost identical.

Similarly, when Zombieland first came out, I thought Jessie was Micheal Cera. They look similar enough and basically are both cast as the shy, nerdy kid.

I’d probably like it. Those wafers are fun. Tasteless, but the texture is the same as those vanilla wafer cookies. With marshmallow fluff, it would actually taste good, too.

I haven’t had any friends that are actually in my life since 2009.

I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That’s what the bucket is for.

Back in the day, every single video game used to have a little note on the box, in the manual or even on screen when starting it up that you should stop playing every 15 to 20 minutes to walk around and look at something other than a screen.

Haven’t seen that warning in multiple decades now. And I doubt it was ever shown on office software.

For a single file, I just use Bluetooth. For a lot of files, or a really big file, I plug my phone into the PC and set it to storage device.

Banishment has always been a thing.

12 to 14 hours, or so. That’s how I found out about hypoglycemia. Played paintball all day, started feeling sick and was throwing up and passing out walking home, someone called an ambulance and after they checked me out they said I just needed to eat. 🤣

I got some cheap shit in a bundle that actually meets the spec requirements I wanted and they are sturdy as fuck too. They don’t have a brand name on them, and came without any packaging. They’ve been better than any other USB-C cables I’ve ever owned. I wish I knew who made them so I could get more if I ever needed. 😮‍💨

Phil McKraken

I’ve never had any real power.

If you mean electricity: 3 days. Was having to buy bags of ice to keep my fridge cold because it was cheaper than having to replace all the food that would have spoiled if I hadn’t. At least it was in a time where smartphones existed and I can charge it from my car, otherwise I would have been bored as fuck.

Shiiiiiikaaaaaaa

(Give her deer crackers!)

If the president was kidnapped by ninjas, we will send two dudes to rescue him and hope those dudes are bad enough to succeed.

“Sorry for the inconvenience”

I’m an older millennial and even I figured out what they meant by “rawdogging” because people my age have been using it the same way since forever ago, too. It can be anything that involves messing around with something gross without adequate protection/a barrier between it and you. It envokes the same idea as fucking without a condom.

I’ve only not seen Once Upon a Forest.