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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

A street merchant in Little Bulgaria just sold me something unusual

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A street merchant in Little Bulgaria just sold me something unusual

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Weird they sell truck nutz individually.

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      It’s a by product of getting the truck neutered.

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    Bulgaria is pretty big though

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    When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:

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    Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you’ll have nothing to worry about

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    For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight.

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    It’s all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.

    • r_se_random@sh.itjust.works
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      This is an antagonist origin story

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOP
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    He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre

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      You’ll be fine. Just uh, if your friends ever decide to peace out, play it cool would be my advice

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        How do you play it cool? Kiss it and blow like an ocarina?

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    Oh, I would totally buy that. Nobody would have to “sell” it to me. It’s exactly the type of weird, fucky thing I would simply have to own.

    And the first person I would show it to? My mother. It would absolutely terrify her.

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      If you play you’re cards right you might just horrify you’re mother more then you intend too…

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        There is no “more than”. It would be a precision strike.

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    I was given mine as a child. Life as only been pain. Everyone should be worried.

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    artist

    https://monster_caesar.artstation.com/projects/OoYzPJ

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      Not really a spoiler, now is it?

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    Griffith!!!

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    Looks like a tomato designed by Pablo Picasso!

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    Clearly a cursed item

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    Chase your dreams! Be ambitious!

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