Weird they sell truck nutz individually.
It’s a by product of getting the truck neutered.
Bulgaria is pretty big though
When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:

Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you’ll have nothing to worry about

For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit
Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight.
It’s all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.
This is an antagonist origin story
He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre
You’ll be fine. Just uh, if your friends ever decide to peace out, play it cool would be my advice
How do you play it cool? Kiss it and blow like an ocarina?
Oh, I would totally buy that. Nobody would have to “sell” it to me. It’s exactly the type of weird, fucky thing I would simply have to own.
And the first person I would show it to? My mother. It would absolutely terrify her.
If you play you’re cards right you might just horrify you’re mother more then you intend too…
There is no “more than”. It would be a precision strike.
I was given mine as a child. Life as only been pain. Everyone should be worried.
Not really a spoiler, now is it?
Griffith!!!
Looks like a tomato designed by Pablo Picasso!
Clearly a cursed item
Chase your dreams! Be ambitious!












