I’m 30, so naturally I assume everyone else is too

What am I missing

Or just an elderly sugar daddy

Just like Lucifer.

Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous

Ken M vibes

I think the original is Spider-Man making love to goku

Not explicitly. The book of Enoch (non-canon) claims it was Azazel, other sources claim Samael or even Lilith. Now if you want to take a completely secular view it’s important to note that Satan as we think of him now is a Christian concept and doesn’t exist in the Torah or in classical Judaism, but was simply a term meaning “accuser” or “tempter” that wasn’t a person or individual but more of a general concept of sin or temptation that prevented someone from doing the will of god

He’s making the same face I do when I wake up

It’s probably a pretty good shot from there tbh

Refusal to internalize latent identity issues

Firg

The main problem with that theory is he’s clearly a vampire… he’s 50 and look at him…

I mean… Mario Lopez is still a tv host right?

What are some good dumb brands yall could recommend for keyboard, mouse, and other peripherals?

It would be boring if I said The Empire Strikes Back so I’m going to say The Thing instead

One thing I do know is that motherfucker can’t see shit

Sniff test

Troy is that you?

Poor little guy just looks lonely and needs someone to hold him and pet him