It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

Looks good to me OP. Most of the best sushi I’ve had was extremely simple like this from a single chef at a four seat bar in a tiny hole in the wall that you could barely fit into

I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women

On being a fish

Physics

“But we appreciate your—“

Feet pics

It’s not I just thought it sounded funny lol

Hey how’s it going do you like Gundams and macaroni wassup get back to me 👈👈😉

What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy

Yeah I’ve been watching this video for a couple years scratching my head why it wasn’t more popular… and now it’s blowing up I hear?

Yeah there’s definitely an element to the flavor that seems like something artificial that you aren’t supposed to eat… like you plucked a piece of rubber off of something and put it in your mouth lmao

Ive never been able to explain it to people. I don’t quite understand it myself. But the analogy is accurate and I agree

Like what?

Creamium, even

Extra Creamy

Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.

What’s with all The Thing memes? I mean I’m here for it, but I’m definitely curious

Juice and a nap (forever)

No? I just didn’t realize there were “political”hospitals, as opposed to regressive and prejudiced laws based around a few motherfucker’s religion being enforced by the state onto hospitals