WHAT THE FUCK

My dude, you are just a cloud of random particles interacting in space whose unpredictable fluctuations have resulted in a structure exactly mimicking a human brain, complete with memories and knowledge of “the universe”

Dialectics saved my marriage and probably my life

Gotcha, thank you. I have never been to a place that differentiates, it’s just fat sometimes no fat other times. I don’t personally like the fat unless it’s really been rendered, but the meat from fatty slices is definitely better.

Second reference to a distinct “moist” brisket opinion. Wtf does that mean? I certainly don’t want it if it’s dry af!

That’s actually the VD

Yea, lemme get some dry brisket, because it’s good that way…

Oh shit, I thought I was looking at Washington from a funny angle. I always forget about the 'Dacks, typical Maine behavior.

I’m pretty sure Galehead and Lake of the Clouds are also chained down.

Bunch of dick themed mountains in Maine too

That’s such a sad way to interact with the world after growing past middle school.

Going crazy trying to figure out where you’re standing for that angle. From the south west?

I love love love listening to my Western friends complaining about how much more difficult Appalachian trails are. See this creek bed? That’s the trail. No pansy switchbacks to keep the grade nice. If there’s a headwall, we’re going straight to the lip.

April comes about

70 degrees

Everything smells like

Cum trees!

Yay Bradford pears, and basswood

I also choose this man’s ex wife

Hey, I’m one of today’s ten thousand! I don’t think any of my LPs have a hidden groove but I want one now!

My Easter egg musical experience was with a CD, Guster’s Keep it Together. I was the first person in the family to get an mp3 player, and when I ripped the CD I found a minute long “Silent Track” before a hidden song, Two at a Time. When we saw them live next and I knew the lyrics to that song my parents were baffled lol.

Widdershins, obviously.

Solving the over/under debate

Parfaits have layers!

Aww, I miss being totally spun with my friends at like 3 am all shouting along with that commercial. Sweet memories