Why?

In our town they are paid hourly at calls

Well no, now we’re interested and you need to elaborate on the camels.

It wouldn’t be a reference to the film then. I don’t think it’s meant to be disparaging.

And hemp makes for a garbage printing medium anyway

Golden are BY FAR the most aggressive breed I’ve worked with. Usually food aggression, sometimes possessive aggression, but it’s not ever the breeds fault. Shitty owners see other well behaved Golden’s and think “easy dog” then get one. They aren’t easy dogs, they are just HIGHLY trainable. If you don’t train them and socialize them, they are worse than bully breeds in my experience. A lot heavier too.

Volunteer firefighters are not unpaid, that not what volunteer means in this context. They are not full time, professional firefighters, they have normal jobs and when a call goes out, whoever can make it drops what they’re doing and goes in. But they absolutely get paid, very well, for their time, from the tax payers dollar. Or by directly suing for restitution as with my car accident. $1700 for a gaggle of looky lous

Reminds me of Ra

Volunteer firefighters are paid pretty damn well while 20 of them stand around a car wreck at 2am.

As the launch was happening I said to my wife “AI must be making Kubrick’s job so much simpler” and she just sort of glared at me…

He’s the Branch Manager of our treework crew

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack dogs on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched tennis balls glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like drool in rain. Time to lie down.

Public toilets and communal showers are kind of different tho

Savage

Jesus I never considered that alternative

And his body weight in kratom every 6 months

I thought I had this loser blocked.

Tell her Jerry!

God, my mother is going to cackle at that one

No it’s not!