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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    This statement is just in from Joe Biden:
    “It’s great that the voters have had their say but now is the time to move verrrrrrrry slowly and then do absolutely FUCK ALL about all the corruption and heinous shit…just like I did when I was president! There is no money to be made by prosecuting such easily proved crimes. Once again it’s time to take the high road and pave the way for a more competently evil RapePublican to step up in a few years or so. Can I have my money now please?”

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    I’m more concerned about why I haven’t heard from Charlie Kirk.

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      He has a lump in his throat

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        necrophiliacs have no standards these days

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        Oh man, I hope he doesn’t lose his head over it.

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          I think we should give people credit when they start leaning left.

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            Yes, it’s nice to see a fountain of joy violently spurt out from the throats of the once bigoted and hateful people…

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        No I saw the video, he very clearly does not

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    Walking corpses, even if blue.

    I hope America starts electing more officials who do not yet qualify for a senior discount.

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      Well we did just get a bunch of younger folks in several seats/offices so that’s at least a step.

      Maybe if we open a Waffle House in DC they’ll get too distracted by the grits.

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        Waffle house took me in after a minor stabbing (me was stabbed, to be clear.) Didnt say a single thing about my arm hole. Puked it right before walking in the door. Waffle house crew for life.

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    What do I care what Joe Biden thinks?

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      The “proud Zionist” can fuck off

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        You can also fuck off

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          Yeah those infants know what they did. What with being so brown and all.

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          lol imagine asking an anti-zionist to fuck off… absolute colonialist clown fucking pile of shit.

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          no u

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