Sounds like something we’ll have to pay extra for. Better not have a disability.

So we’ll have them stand for hours instead?

• They claim this
• That’s bullshit
• Well ackchually they just said they claim it

Wait how do they differ? Aren’t radio waves the gayest waves in the electromagnetic spectrum?

Motte and bailey.

• “The Kingdom of Foo has no inequality!”
• “Actually it has quite a bit…”
• “Well it’s still moving in the right direction, and that’s what really matters.”

I’m charging a 200% tariff on your next install!

Exactly. Imagine donating, expecting it to go towards a hard-working advertising firm, only for it to be frittered away on charity that nobody even notices.

How to turn greenhouse gasses into pure drinking water. I wish I knew how to do that.

Katherine Abughazaleh (/ˌɑː.buː.ɡəˈzɑː.leɪ/, Levantine Arabic pronunciation: [ˌʔa.buː ʁaˈzaːle]

Absolutely. She’s in the pocket of Big Homeless.

I’m kinda OK with taxing overtime because it should be extremely rare, but has become normalized. There’s plenty of people out there with no job at all.

Imagine believing punchline.

👆🙈 🤣🤣🤣

Not if your therapist tells the fascists!

A friend of mine thinks we’re due for a revolution, but isn’t going to start anything unilaterally. Does that constitute “a danger to himself or others”?

Because you have to literally force people on social media to look up what a phrase means. And if you link to Wikipedia, they will act as if they already knew, or tell you how Wikipedia is leftist drivel.

Last one is AI programmers

Look, the doctor just said I needed exercise, but didn’t say it had to be boring.

Bruce Wayne but sane

Nor is Canada, where this is.