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LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽

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Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽

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LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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    You would fit in so many of my orifices.

    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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      FB_IMG_1705259861910

      • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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        Marry me!

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          I don’t love you. Whoopsies!

    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOP
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      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        They’re lying, there’s no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That’s already half.

        • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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          My dick hole is extremely dilated.

          • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOP
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            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              Premium speech only

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    Just because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They’re one of the most popular species of pet snake!

    Here is an image of a Corn Snake:

    But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here’s also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.

    • im_alexis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      python@lemmy.world

      Hmmmm

  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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    Instructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.

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    • AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      lemmiwinks

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbw8UMcqUJ4

  • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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    Corn me Bitch

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    Corn me up, mom (dammit!)

    *dies of embarassment*

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    Corn me up, snake

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    Corn me up, snake

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    Corn me up, snake

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    Corn me up, Snakey

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      Corn me up, snake!

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    Corn me up, snake

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  • gegil@sopuli.xyz
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    Corn is so awesome! I love corn. So please, corn me up, snake of great corn. 🐍🌽

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    bake him away toys

    corn me up, snake.

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    Corn me up, snake !

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