

i’d say that’s a coin flip on whether it works or not :)
(that’s because unfortunately not all parents give a flying fuck about the mental health that that child would be going to have, or rather, not have)
i’d go with something like “sure i’ll make children if you pay for them”
the moment they realize how expensive having children can be, that typically shuts them up rather quickly.
i tried but it doesn’t feel well because of the texture.