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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Iceland knows what's up

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Iceland knows what's up

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • jacksilver@lemmy.world
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    I’ve been to that museum. It is extremely bizzare with a bunch of real penises from all sorts of animals (and people) floating in jars. The facts on all the plaques are kinda fun, but many of the penises are in questionable state.

    Also the museum was started by someone who was randomly gifted a whip made from a bulls penis. That kicked off a weird fascination and he started both collecting and being gifted more and more until he figured they might as well open a museum.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

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      Yep, was there too. I would definitely recommend a visit the next time you’re in Iceland.

    • westheimer@midwest.social
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      Last I was there, they even had a fantasy section for mythical beast penises. I only remember trolls and elves, but they had representations for each of the penises.

    • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Huh. This was my first time seeing a 95 year old’s mutilated penis and scrotum floating in formaldehide. Thanks (?) for sharing

    • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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      I went there with my wife and our friends and we made so many dick jokes. It was definitely worth the visit just for the laughs.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If only they had a mammary museum. I bet it would be more popular.

    • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      Britain has a Vagina Museum! They’re active on Mastodon too, actually. Top tier posters, highly recommend a follow

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    Of all the reasons to visit Iceland, it’s gonna sound crazy, but the hot dog is amazing.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bæjarins_Beztu_Pylsur?wprov=sfla1

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      My wife and I made the decent walk at least 6-7 times while we were there for 10 days 2 years ago. The fried onions and sauces they put on make the hot dogs so delicious! One of multiple solid reasons to visit, for sure.

    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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      John Green talks about it often

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    Might as well check out the Vagina Museum, too.

    https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum

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    If I’m only 200 metres away and I still can’t see any peen … then it must be a cold day.

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    It’s actually much closer than 200 m.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      I bet they’re measuring from the back of the building.

  • qupada@fedia.io
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    Fully committing to the bit, their cafe sells penis-shaped waffles: https://www.phallus.is/phallic-cafe

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    Best country in the world. If Canada joins schengen I’m moving there. I tried my whole adult life to get a visa and there’s like no way.

    Any Icelandic hotties in here that want to marry a recently divorced Canadian? Lol

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    Well seems like i missed the most important place on my visit to iceland. I wanted to go back one day anyways but now i have a reason i can tell everyone.

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    There’s a fun movie about it: https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/125414-the-final-member

  • El_Azulito@lemmy.world
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    JD Vance really wanted to stop there on the way to Greenland.

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      But they rejected his peen.

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      Depends on the Wangdoodle.

      Dolphins are known for their intelligence, promiscuity and absurdly dexterous penises. They have a prehensile penis, meaning it can swivel, grab and grope, much like a human hand. A prehensile penis helps males navigate the complex, labyrinth-like reproductive tracts of female dolphins.

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    I saw it in 90 Day Fiancee

  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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    They have under rated waffles there.

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    Oh I’m sure visitors come from all around.

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