The Alabama jokes write themselves
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
What the fediverse
Phew.
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Gotta keep it in the family
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Roll tide!
Aw, man!
What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what
iswent wrong here? My brain shutdown.- They’re closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
usually
This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
GOOD point.
Behold the master race:
I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
incest at your grandmas funeral
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!
