

Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes
Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes
I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?
What is “DEE MEAT”?
You can get a freezer that makes sphere ice. Do what you will with that information.
ffs Heinz? Your cat deserves better
Its a tribute to Syd Barrett and a little fuck you to the record industry (Have a Cigar). There’s a lot of emotion behind that album and that’s what I love about it.
Shine On You Crazy Diamond is a masterpiece
Wish You Were Here
Well, a heart doctor isn’t a heart that’s a doctor. It’s a doctor that works on hearts.
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
Remember picking stuff out after a dentist appointment? They always had those cool ass airplanes.
Probably singles. -5° and 5° isn’t much of a swing. Don’t think I could hang at -425°.
You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work
you just gotta properly spread it open
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
Sometimes my wife’s boyfriend lets me play his Nintendo Switch
What [EXPLETIVE DELETED] are you talking about?
Remake the original trilogy but replace every character with Jar Jar