KingJalopy

Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn’t want but would soon be fighting over.

Cheers

Doug

X-Men

Is the Epcot at Disneyland?

Not mine. She’s a nervous fucking wreck constantly. She jumps and runs at even the slightest motion, even from those of us she’s been with most her life.

I don’t appreciate her mocking me.

Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

Good plan, actually.

Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.

I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?

Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

LMFAO

Why helium?

You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

Ape together broke strong

Hold my koala, I’m going in!

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

Four

Four point

Four point zero five five

Foooootlooooongs

But he has no house to put it in…

Wish I knew. Maybe he has no chill? I have no idea.

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