The people crushed in the martial-law crackdown that would opportunistically follow would probably mind

Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.

Vibe coding, the crystal meth of software

and/or perverted

Indeed, it is said that John Mastodon himself is German

the meme of the goose chasing the boy. Caption: “freedom to say what, motherfucker?”

The difference been erotic and kinky is that kinky is using the whole chicken

OK, by now we get that you’re rampantly horny, but besides that, what’s your damage? Just the standard ADHD/autism, or borderline/dissociative or something extra spicy?

goblincore

You know, if the husband does a good job clearing up the garage or whatever household man’s-job needs doing, he just might get some oofty-magoofty tonight.

There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)

From what I remember, e/n sites were like personal blogs only with more of an incel vibe. They seemed to be by guys who referred to women with misogynistic slurs, while lamenting their lack of a girlfriend.

Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were

If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life

Capybaras, hands down.

Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.

That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache

It sounds American and mid-20th-century. If that’s the vibe you’re going for, great.

or as he calls it, the all-you-can-eat buffet

Some of your distant ancestors, from long before modern European ethnic groups formed, were of a lineage more likely to eventually end up in Spain than Scandinavia, though you inherited from the minority.