Nicole, obviously

In the UK, magistrates, who try cases at lower courts, aren’t trained lawyers but civilian volunteers, who have trained lawyers as advisors on the technical aspects. Not sure if this is the case in the US.

The owl cares that the mouse exists

It’s this guy, right?

“I’m not that kind of girl”

“…but, surely, you must be!”

Has this been audited? It’s easy to claim that something is secure, but there have been products that made such claims and were trivially exploitable.

Now with added estradiol

I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.

my dog is a chonky boi

I lived in an apartment building with a lot of families with kids. In summers, the courtyard was like the monkey enclosure at a zoo.

The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.

(chipper old guy) “Guess I’ll die then!”

The Coldcut remix of Eric B & Rakim’s “Paid In Full” takes the track to a new level.

Trent Reznor himself admitted that it’s Cash’s song now.

They may have already had a go at German, where common word pairs are collapsed into macros (i.e. “in dem” (“in the”) becomes “im”, “zu der” becomes “zur” and so on).

Millie Bobby Brown is least problematic Bobby Brown

I think that’s a Catholic communion wafer

OTOH, a Dutch flight attendant was infected with it after brief contact with a cruise passenger.

Looks like Edward Gorey, though the lettering looks a bit off.

“after me and the missus do it, I wipe my dick on the curtains, and she hits the roof”