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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前

Please give balls the appreciation they deserve

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Please give balls the appreciation they deserve

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前
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    It’s not gay if a kid’s on the way.

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    Broke: stop touching pregnant women without their consent

    Woke: touch their sperm-doner’s balls instead

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      sperm-doner

      Listen I’m all for culinary experimentation, but that dish shall remain untested.

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        I’ll keep my fetus-kebab thanks

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        🤮

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    Did you shake them as a true gesture of manly respect?

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      Flick them to test they aren’t fake

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        How do you know if they’re fake? Do they sound hollow? Do they ding or ping or something?

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          They vanish into mist and a distinctly magical sound plays

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          There is no visceral reaction from the operator

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    Not too much love though, that’s gay.

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      That’s sexist AF. Just because I’m constantly giving my buddy’s balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn’t mean I’m gay. That’s the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman’s belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!

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      It’s not gay until you touch the dick

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        I need one of those “where do you draw the line” memes but with the balls and penis

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    Fuck yeah homie rdx came in clutch after bacon reader died

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    Yeah show them some love, kiss the balls

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    Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.

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    Not everyday you get to touch a baby bump. People just make excuse to get to touch it

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    Nice balls dude

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