“Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!”
“Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!”
My grandma actually recommended I do this last year. I was already contacting AAA about some other thing, and jokingly brought up road trips. They went, “Yeah we can help!” I was kinda adorable.
Having a IRA or 401k.
I’m 40 and the amount of people who kinda know what a IRA is is terrifying. Like, you’re gonna die in poverty.
An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.
Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.
I remember when Lyft and Uber were first coming out, they used to do cool shit like bringing you around in a cat van. Or bring you to a dog party.
I missed that wild fun energy.
He has action hero vibes about him.
I’m actually curious.
Are there countries (ones that have a voting system) where it isn’t all one big popularity contest?
It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book
I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.
What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?
I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.
My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”
I heard this in my head like Andy Kaufman.
Woman: (shows her beautiful knockers)
I had to think about this and I just realized I’m not a self butt grabber. I do fondle my mud flaps periodically. But I also squeeze my wife’s badonkadonk and her over the shoulder boulders.
Boob pillows are amazing.
I had gay friends who also look at boobs when they see it.
In their drunkest, they were also willing to motor boat them.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
They literally explained their backstory.
They rub one out then reply. It’s not rocket science.
Nah Skirt Deku is work related.
My favorite part was when Trump said nobody died on Jan 6..
Her death was so useless not even the guy she was supporting gave a shit about her.
Yep.
My deductibles were crazy when I was in college working in fast food. Something like $8k. I was making like $30k a year.
Today, it’s like $4k. I make multipliers of that.
If you’re serious, study cyber security to start.
Then move towards devops.
Worse case scenario, you’ll end up in a 6-figure job making complaints into the void as you write bash scripts to speed up a pipeline by 0.1 second.
Best case scenario, you take down a massive criminal ring that sprouts back up like a weed a few days later.