I had to tell my GM I didn’t like their campaign, even though they put a lot of work into it :(
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I had to tell my GM I didn’t like their campaign, even though they put a lot of work into it :(
A nice breakfast bowl w/ sausage, egg, cheese, and shredded fried potatoes all mixed together. Throw in a glass of OJ and a mug of coffee and I am set.
It’s actually been a while since I made it, since the extra effort of getting the potatoes right loses out to the morning ennui, so I end up substituting the eggs and potatoes for just grits.
Business Flambouyant
Take your business casual fit. Make the khakis skin tight and stretch them up around your waist, maybe add in a horrible sash akin to a novelty tie. Widen the sleeves of the shirt, make em a bit poofier without going full swashbuckler. Widen the collar. Make the toes of the loafers a bit pointier, and give the heels a good inch of platform. When outdoors, a diagonal hat is optional.
mmm no, i dont think so. Crushed red pepper and jalapenos tho? Hell yea
time to kick that fish back into the water where it belonged. Stay in your lane, ancient precursor animals.
~d i c k h e a d~
name one baby oil that got a bone in it
that’s incredible, good going Michigan.
Aw dude, four strength four stam leather belt?
AUGHHH
Level 18??
AUGH UGHHH
Packaged meals, wildflowers, an aloof cat, alcohol, a street performer, maybe a neat rock.
Low stakes hangout quests with endearing side characters you thought would only get like a line or two in during the main mission at best.
yes
source: trust me bro
Bisexual lighting is peak
Ingredients. Who the fuck cares if your bread has a pretty pattern on the packaging or not, you’re gonna turn it into shit. Minmax your groceries.
Reminders for the checklist itself and Shortcuts for the automation, both on ios. A little embarassed to say I use an iphone, and I don’t have android analogues handy heheh.
Hey, so long as someone with more ethics than the average patrol officer is in charge of the Command Undead spell, skeleton cops might even be safer and more humane for everyone…
You know, come to think of it, I did play in a game where this exact scenario played out, we got some state-sanctioned necromancers to get an actual corpse as a witness to a crime with that exact spell.
I have trouble consciously making and adhering to routines, so I’ve got an automated checklist that I attend to when I’m dissassociated enough to simply go through the motions. Some days, I even finish the list.
Bristly and feral, because I’ve also been sipping on three coffees
Going with D&D’s version of necromancy… probably not. Undead have a strong and innate anti-life bias. Some intelligent undead are likely to be able to mask it, but without exceptionally strong wills will likely still act in a way that will cause the most death.
Non-undead ressurected individuals would likely be able to testify, however.
nothing will fundamentally change