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EndOfLine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Gonna need some bigger pockets

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Gonna need some bigger pockets

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EndOfLine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • cadekat@pawb.social
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    I don’t know how, but I would still manage to lose this day one.

    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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      Because I will steal it from you

  • That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml
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    Every time a friend asks to “borrow” a lighter…

    • Kalkaline @leminal.space
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      Those bastards would still take it.

  • wildflower@lemmy.world
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    When you light a little lighter, it becomes a little lighter

  • DankDingleberry@lemmy.world
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    dear god this is gold

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      No, this is concrete. Gold would’ve been even heavier.

      • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Looked it up

        Gold density: 19.3 whatever’s/who cares

        Concrete: 2.3 same/measurements

        Almost 10x as heavy!

  • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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    I get it!

  • Frozzie@lemmy.world
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    What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s right, it’s a kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

  • AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world
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    And now I need to make a 3D printed mold in a comfortable shape that can be used to easily cast concrete around a lighter.

    Maybe a simple cylinder, with the lighter off center so it can easily be flicked?

    Maybe I’ll squish some play-doh around one and scan it and use that.

    Whatever, it just needs to be too big to “accidentally” end up in someone’s pocket.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      back in the days of ubiquitous smoking, people had fancy table and desk lighters that were like this - heavy, large capacity, artsy things.

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    It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

  • EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    Bric heavier

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    You can’t spell enlightenment without lighten

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