“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • spent about 3 months in misery because some seemingly random days I’d end the afternoon with my back covered in hives from my belt to my neck.

    turns out, I’m allergic to the foam used in the chair I sat in for meetings in the conf room. not my desk, so not every day, just often enough to really fucking lose my shit. and not always the same chair.

    I apparently need a cone of shame for my ass.

    lol this made me chortle, thanks, and good luck










  • People get influenced all the time to change their opinions and attitudes

    lol, where do you see this? I see the conservatives sticking to their stupidity through thick and thin. and even when the leopards eat their faces, they’re aghast that the leopards shouldn’t be eating THEIR faces.

    ‘did a lot of damage’ - no it didn’t. it upset people who were already upset about gays getting to live in society, get married and not have their heads bashed in by chuds every week.

    Nah, get fucked with that. haters gonna hate. they aren’t going to wake up one day and turn to hate suddenly, because someone used a pronoun.

    These fucks were assholes already.







  • shitty children petulantly whining they never get their way.

    mind you, “their way” would alienate more than 60% of voters

    no party is perfect, but they are wholly deluded and will lash out like spurned tweens denied their crocks. they know conservatives don’t give two flying fucks about them, so they have to lash out at dems / liberals / anyone not sufficiently ML to stand up to their purity tests.

    it would be hilarious academically, but their bullshit does real world harm.

    edit: aw look the shitty petulant children whined and rallied to downvote this! Poor crybabies.

    You did this to yourselves, chumps.