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Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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Wait until she’s married and her spouse’s parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she’s completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

Smoke some weed, get some good noise cancelling headphones and put this album on start to finish. It makes for a great listen.

Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

Throw up your hands and give up I guess.

It matters to the extent that there is a whole class of people who don’t have to worry about that stuff that think you’re not paying enough taxes and could use less of YOUR social security when retirement comes.

I get the joke, I get why it’s difficult to save money too, but you should understand compound interest and how it works before you get buried in debt that you can’t pay off and have to push retirement savings back by decades. You should understand why our society has run away winners and then everyone else. A big part of that is understanding compound interest.

I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

When the justice system no longer provides justice, justice will be sought elsewhere.

Here’s an idea: we sacrifice the richest person in the world to the god of Capitalism, The Invisible Hand, and see if it makes the wealth trickle down faster.

Abortion. No specific circumstances needed. If a woman wants an abortion, it should be allowed. There is no one getting late term abortions that didn’t want the child and something tragic happened and now they need one.

Xennials aren’t quite old enough to remember New Coke, but definitely remember Crystal Clear Pepsi.

I was just saying this the other day, if I had one of those kiosks I would totally make a Bort, Eliza (I think that was the name), and a Bart just because of that scene.

There’s a lot of people I know and don’t want here.

Two different people offered to suck my dick for pizza. I did not want either one of them to suck my dick.

Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

Most healthcare systems are stuck in the old ways.

DVDs too. If I never burn another DVD again, that will be A-OK with me. I hate having to babysit those. Give me a hard drive, USB, or server to move data all day.