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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    Tina Cracker.

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    Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

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    Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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      Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

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    Gord Hockeyson

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    I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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      Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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        literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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      she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.

      Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

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        I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

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          “Sir” is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.

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            Thank you. That kicked out “My Shirona” whenever I read the name.

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      Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

      A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

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      Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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      😂😂😂

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    Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

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      Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

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    Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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      You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?

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        Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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    Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.

    Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

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      Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.

      Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.

      Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

      Billy the who now?

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        The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It’s more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.

        The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See “going Dutch” “Dutch courage” “Dutch treat” “Dutch uncle”. :)

        I’m mostly teasing. It’s more funny than serious.

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      sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

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        Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.

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      There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

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      Wait until you see Hans Best!

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