Tina Cracker.
Spickus spokus
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!
Mudbob Laqueefastien
Honkey McRoundeye
Methany Peckerwood
Potatrick Tuberman
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
Gord Hockeyson
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
“Sir” is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
Thank you. That kicked out “My Shirona” whenever I read the name.
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
😂😂😂
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Yup
Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.
Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.
Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Billy the who now?
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It’s more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See “going Dutch” “Dutch courage” “Dutch treat” “Dutch uncle”. :)
I’m mostly teasing. It’s more funny than serious.
sorry but that has to be Win der Mill
Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.
There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
Hans Wurst
Wait until you see Hans Best!