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Enial is a river in Gypt.

That’s an awfully hot
Coffee pot
Should I drop it on
Donald Trump
Probably not

It’s fun for me just
To grab a
Boob
Plus my pe-NUS
Got an atti
TUDE

Get off the phone! I’m trying to use the Communism!

Undertale.

Where’s 3.50?

I usually use a razor blade to scrape all those fuckers off anyway. Don’t want any spikies poking my motherboard!

Gladly!

Guess we doin’ onions now

Bro is going to fucking die 😭😭😭

Yeah, I was new in the common area and struck up a conversation with this guy, and I asked him what his tattoos meant.

He said they were mafia tattoos. Now, I didn’t necessarily believe him because he was just this big, ginger, teddy bear-looking white dude. But, he went into a little detail and told me he was affiliated with multiple syndicates. He could have been messing with me, and I’m also aware that familes don’t really play nice with each other, so again I took this with a grain of salt. But, he told me his Capo was coming to meet him later so I figured I’d see then.

There was this black woman (race is relevant to this story because race is usually relevant to mafias and the areas in which they operate) at the psych ward that was a little loopy. She would constantly pester the nurses to use the phone, and about every hour she would get access to it. She would call the same 3 people and say the same 5 things over and over again, about how she shouldn’t be in there and all that. The people she was calling would try to explain, she wouldn’t get it, rinse and repeat. Heartbreaking situation, but my main point is that I don’t think she was all there.

Well, visitation time comes around. This 30-something white guy is visited by a sharply-dressed black man in his 80s. They sat in the corner, speaking quietly for about an hour. During their conversation, the woman I mentioned earlier walked into the common area and saw the elderly gentleman. She stopped dead in her tracks, eyes wide open and mouth agape; she slowly raised her arm to point at him and said, in an ominous tone, “I know that man.” The younger fellow replied quickly, “I’ve been knowin’ him for years, love,” and she just walked away. That pretty much confirmed it for me, and I do believe he was mafia-affiliated to this day.

Later that night, I was sitting with the big teddy bear fellow in the common area. I was flipping through the channels and saw that Comedy Central was about to air 50 First Dates, the romcom with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore where she plays an amnesiac. Offhandedly, I commented that I had never seen it. He immediately rose up alert in his seat. “You’ve never seen 50 First Dates? That’s one of the best movies of all time. Honestly, I’d say Adam Sandler is the most underrated actor working today. You need to stay up and watch it.”

You’re damn right I did, too.

These guys seem awesome. They deleted their backlog in like 1992 or '93 and said they wouldn’t release an album until world peace was declared.

They didn’t really keep that promise, but their next release was “K Cera Cera (War Is Over If You Want It)” in 1993, released exclusively in Israel and Palestine after the peace deal between Israel and the PLO.

Is pleasure island a cautionary tale against strangers, or a metaphor for the path to Hell? More at 5.

This explains everything about Microsoft UX.

I totally forgot that Geppetto just gives up. That entire movie is ridiculously dark. Good thing they had a quirky talking cricket to lighten the mood.

I saw a dog at first but now I’m seeing Sloth from The Goonies with no nose.

Tbh not sure if that is darker than the first movie. Like, a major plot point in Pinocchio is little boys getting lured to an island by pleasures offered to them by strangers. Then they get turned into animal slaves (with human intelligence and emotions).

That one kid transforms into a donkey in front of Pinnochio and his screams of horror gradually turn into the brays of a donkey, his hands losing grip on Pinocchio’s shirt as they turn into hooves.

That movie is not light.