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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn’t find attractive

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        Only once, until she used teeth on my junk unintentionally, but negligently. Ghosted her so fast.

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      Funny and a great ass?
      Jup, licked.

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      But to me, that says you’re attracted to more than just a face.

      And now you have me wondering if one of the reasons I can’t find myself attractive is because I don’t know how to describe what is attractive.

      I would say I like thinner women. But that’s not true, there are plenty of women I’ve found attractive that no one would describe as thin. I can tell you that there’s a difference between attractive faces, and I could tell you that it’s always faces that appear to be women to me, but I can’t prove they are just based on a face. And then when you put a face on a body, Body A with Face A may be attractive, but Body B with Face A is not. But Body C might be attractive with most faces. And that’s just one layer of just appearance. Person A could look great in a swimsuit, but as soon as it comes off the attraction changes.

      And of course don’t get me started on how that changes if they open their mouths and start telling me about how the position of the planets means something

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        Needs to be a Pixar movie with Ms incredible

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    I mean a huge part of the locking is watching the attractive face move with pleasure.

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    If you’re licking urethras, you’re doing it wrong.

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      Are you though?

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        You’re sounding right…

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          Fix the typo 😉

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            Lol thanks!

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              In that case, better to sound right than wrong, because OUCH!

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        deleted by creator

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          Do you count the urethral opening as part of the urethra? The urinary meatus def gets licked.

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    I lick people’s faces to see if I can judge their pee area.

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      Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        “We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!”

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    And if they’re REALLY attractive, I’ll lick where they poop from!

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    I’m more concerned with how attractive the rest of them is when it comes to that. I can look past a busted face.

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      If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?

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        I like her salary area the most

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        Being fit is most important to me so I guess by your criteria tits would be next to go after face.

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        For me it’s legs. You’re down there anyway.

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    No its not lol. There’s a litany of evolutionary reasons.

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      You must be fun at parties

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      Evolutionary psychology, or that the idea that our behaviors can be traced to our genetic past, has almost no scientific basis.

      If you study it, you’ll find nothing but “just so” hypothesizes with no evidence or hope of experiment. And as Popper reminds us, unfalsifiable claims cannot be science.

      Here is some rare footage from an evolutionary psychology laboratory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY

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      Why do you even bother with posts like these?

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        It’s fun for discussion, provided other people don’t do stuff like the comment I’m replying to.

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          No one thinks it’s fun for discussion when an aCHuAly appears in the comments.

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            Yet here you are, making an aCHuAly comment

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              No its not lol. There’s a litany of evolutionary reasons.

              This was you.
              All we’re saying is it’s annoying to us, and embarrassing for you.

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                No it was not

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                  Conversation ended two days ago, champ. Thanks for chiming in…

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    Hey now. I’ll lick way more than that if I think she’s funny and kind to me. If she gives me head scratches and laughs at my cheesy jokes I’ll basically do anything she wants lol.

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      Head scratches/pets, truly the best form of affectionating.

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        If a woman feeds me and scratches my head from time to time I will basically give her anything she wants that I am capable of providing. I am a simple man to please lol.

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    I don’t do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤

    It ain’t like I’m gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.

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    Beauty rules.

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    I mean if everyone walked around with that part of themselves exposed then the appearance of it might influence my decision as well.

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    If everyone let thier whoha out then we’d definitely want to lick the attractive ones too, regardless.

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