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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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    Yes. Being $200k in medical debt and paying for your Big Mac in “4 easy payments”

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      That’s only for in-network restaurants and burger providers

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    Would UnitedHealth cover this?

    Asking as a European

    • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Roll a dice, if it’s 1 or 2 then no.

      • _lilith@lemmy.world
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        but this is a coin…

        • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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          AND BOTH SIDES ARE SANDED OFF

          “may the best odds not be in your favor”

        • dsilverz@thelemmy.club
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          deleted by creator

      • lengau@midwest.social
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        gets a D100

        Rolls a 2 anyway

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Not last week

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At this point just rob the mcdonalds.

    What are they gonna do? Send you to the hospital?

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    Needs more gun

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Leave him alone. He is using his Freedom and enjoying it.

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    Guy must be richer than Elon Musk to be able to afford that hospital bed in the first place.

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      He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

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    Motherfucker of you’re gonna charge me $3,000 per day, I’m keeping the bed.

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    What type of malady requires one to permanently lie face down such that they require a power-bed to get around?

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      Spinal cord injury with sacral decubitus ulcer would be the most likely.

      Edit: https://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/2014/519/pdf/jrrd-2014-01-0027.pdf It might actually be a modified power wheelchair

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      Butt stuff.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    This photo is not American enough yet … if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that’s the Secret Service just behind him … then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.

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    When the McRib is back, you do what you have to do to get one.

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