Man Junly passed by way too fast.

When you can move your Knight off the board so you can make a flanking cavalry charge.

For years these hallowed halls have been filled with battle. Roobartron and his Vacucons have made a mockery of both purpose and duty, leaving debris and darkness in their wake. Now only a scant few Cleanerbots are all that stand against their filth. I am Moptimus Prime, and today the time has come to end this tragic disaster, once and for all.

You know, the modern remake of The Time Machine shares some of these elements. Orlando Jones was the broken AI lol

Only lef-brained thinkers can’t over high IQ this fuck chicken.

Where’s the Chessence?

I’ve never met a tree I couldn’t brutalize.

Because scientific journals are paywalled - gibberish on Reddit is free*.

*Content is free unless you get caught and sued.

Yey your brain makes up an approximation of reality at best. It’s the weirdest fucking thing.

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure that empty white space around it is to keep anything trying to read the QR code from getting confused by background noise.

Yeah it would mainstream. It actually made at least one of the late night talk shows. That’s how you know the meme is dead.

Don’t like kids, don’t want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else’s kids. I mean I’m not a dick about it, it’s just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.

Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.

Alternate titles include…

• Ama2on
• Amazon 2: Maximum Overtime
• Amazon Returns
• Amazon 2: Am Harder
• Unmazon
• and a bonus for the trilogy… Amazon 3: Bezos Falls

Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.

Nah it’s cool, I’ve got a lawn chair and a bottle of whiskey set aside for the end of the world.

I got stood up at the restaurant. This was back before online dating was the norm rather than the exception. It sucked, but I learned to get over that kinda thing.

Meh, Argon is fine. Although what you said would be kind of funny.