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They fired the nuclear shitposts

Stock up on beans and hide in jeans

Its the only way to survive

Thanks for the advise! The story was also interesting, within my friend group im referred to as an old man. Because i dress rather plain and dont enjoy smart things. My Casio TELLS THE TIME THATS ALL THE FEATURES I NEED!

Thanks, :)

Wow i didnt know about the percent of male to female ratio. This freaking wild! And thanks for the advise

Approximately 900 costco hotdawgs

Wheres this photo even from?? I would love to know, its peak shitlisting material

When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???

New SCP found

Free software song starts playing

Those are some SICK looking fish :D

He speaks of the dirty bean water!

Honestly some grade A advice! Im definitely stealing this No take back!! :P

IT GOTTA HAVE THE BONES I WILL TAKE NOTHIN LESS

Agreed, if you want a relationship with somebody you should be the one to seek them out. Not let mommy and daddy setup a date for you.

And i feel you are not the only person whoms parents are a little to nosey. Ive been in 4 relationships and they all ended up not working out. Purely because my parents are a bit of a handful and are just a tad overbearing, aswell as extremely pious.

Life is not an anime/hallmark movie. Your not gonna get text message or phone call from a random stranger thats madly in love with you. Which if that does happen there probably batshit crazy and you should touch them with a 10 foot pole. But i digress, people need to learn how to interact with other people rather if thats a romantic sense or a friendship. In any healthy relationship it requires work, from both partys.

And REMEMBER FELLAS, dont put your steamed hams in crazy 👌👌👌```

LETS GO IM NYC NOW ;)

well, umm yeah?

This is actually a pipe chamfer tool fyi.

Although it does have other uses…

How it feels to use the shred command

Lung cancer any% speed run

“Do u think y2k is gonna happen?,”

ITS THOSE DAMN MARS FAMILY AT IT AGAIN!!

You might say the bottom one is

jeSUS

Ill show myself out