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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Teef stonks 📈

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Teef stonks 📈

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Adding the fluoride was always kind of a bandaid fix on the absolutely atrocious American diet that tends to lead to such bad dental outcomes… but of course that also isn’t going to improve with Mr. Brainworm running HHS.

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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      Let’s put fluoride in the big macs

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Let’s put cyanide in the Big Macs.

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          Pretty sure they do?

          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            Not enough, it would seem.

        • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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          might just cancel out the other poisons

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Let’s put narcotics in the toothpaste.

        • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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          Let’s put aphrodisiacs in the chemtrails.

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      Weirdly, high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

      • papalonian@lemmy.world
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        I hope this doesn’t come across as rude or pedantic, but a comma at the beginning of your sentence would help readability.

        I was wondering what “weirdly high fructose corn syrup” they were testing with, for a moment there.

        • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          There you go

    • d00ery@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    I’m buying stock in iron lung manufacturing when RFK bans vaccines and polio comes back. Also investing in chain link fence for all the concentration camps, and tiny coffins for the nonviable fetuses forced to be delivered.

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    I am exhausted by a constant deluge of this.

    Obviously Evil Person is doing Obvious Evil! Half of America supports him

    I don’t want to know anymore. I just want to turn it all off.

    • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world
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      Same. Honestly, i step away from platforms like lemmy and the like often cause its most of what i see even with filters. Camping is pretty nice too

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    Investors are better educated than the government. That’s a nice one.

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    This is a screenshot from the Morning Brew newsletter. They’re honestly pretty great, love these stock hot takes.

    • greencactus@lemmy.world
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      I fear my screenshot is not that great :/

      • subtext@lemmy.world
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        Touché

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          Ah, now I get why you liked the post ;) Thanks for updating!

  • SparrowHawk@feddit.it
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    You get fluoride in water? Wtf

    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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      Yes: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation

      Water fluoridation is the addition of fluoride to a public water supply to reduce tooth decay.

      • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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        A lot of places don’t throughout the USA and a lot of people use private/community wells.

  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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    Teef? What is this, WAAAAGHstreet Bets?

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