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Samsy@lemmy.ml to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

things you can only do with boys

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things you can only do with boys

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Samsy@lemmy.ml to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I get a chuckle about Ultra sound images as well. It’s fine if a woman wants to post those photos of her insides on the Internet. But I’m the bad guy if I say “Jessica pop that pussy open let’s see it in person.”

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      deleted by creator

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        Anytime pal. lol wait till you learn mens nipples and womans are 100 identical.

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          I hope this isn’t a long wait

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          Mine are hairier. Like the jet.

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            You should have seen some of the woman I been with. I needed a good damn machete to get to the temple of suck.

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              My condolences.

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          But they arent tho. I am a trans woman who has been on estrogen for 4 months. In that time i have absolutely noticed my nipples changing, both growing and getting hard more regularly than before.

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            Yawn your missing the point.

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          Uhh. Nah.

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          Removed by mod

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            Can’t tell if this is satire lmao but just start poppin’ some estrogen and get back to me in a couple years.

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              So I have to take a PILL *FOR YEARS to make my body produce something that a womens body does naturally but you still think that is 100 the same?

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                Oh you’re actually that stupid, let me laugh harder

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                Are you actually this dumb?

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                You actually just need a LOT of stimulation, same as women. It’s not a fun or recommended way to start lactating, but it’ll do the trick

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            Look up signs of breast cancer in men.

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              Nope that is not the argument that is being made here. The fact that men get breast cancer at such a low rate compared to women nullifies your comment.

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                Nothing to do with the nipple or how it functions.

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                  You would fail basic biology with that excuse.

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                    Oh, that’s our criteria? Because you did that in your first comment, yet here we are.

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                    Been a while since this was relevant. Thanks for bringing idiocy back, I guess? 🤷

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            Is a transperson who lactates You sure about that?

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              Taking hormones that don’t generate with xy

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                Exactly. XY is not at all a hindrance to lactation. Because XY and XX nipples are the same. It’s just hormones (usually while pregnant) that make them function.

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            (And thus the Nipple Wars started)

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            Suck a dick with your xy xx bullshit.

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        You make it sound like you have ultrasound videos in your streaming queue.

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      You can’t see the baby without the ultrasound. It’s not like you could grab a speculum and get a good look in person.

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        You’ve obviously never been in one of those flashlight enthusiasts groups. They’ll gladly tell you how you can see anything if you light it enough.

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          Ultrasound is just really slow light

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            Ackchyually… that’s completely wrong. Frighteningly so, I might add, where has basic education gone.

            Ultrasound are mechanical waves, light is EM radiation. Really slow light is infrared. Really fast ultrasound is… even more ultra ultrasound. Slower ultrasound would be this.

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              Humor is dead.

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                Yes, you killed it.


                Wait, let me try:

                The earth is flat!

                See how funny I am?


                Really, you did it. You really did it. You killed humour so dead it’s not even working for me, any more.

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                  Christ, what an asshole.

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                    This is my first thread I’m reading on Lemmy today and it’s full of AKSHUALLY people, and people who don’t understand basic humanity and society. I’m hoping it’s just limited to this thread.

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                    You had the option to not double down and didn’t take it.

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        Not with that attitude

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        Is it a baby or is it just cells? Am I viewing cunt cells or nah?

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          You’re not viewing cunt cells in ultrasounds people share. You’d be viewing a fetus, uterus, placenta. But that’s all internal. Not external.

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            Please include yourself in your previous mentioned list of cunt cells.

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      If you think someone posting photos of anatomical scans and sexually harassing someone are comparable, then idk what to say.

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          You’re*

          The most ironic spell-check I’ve ever given.

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