Tell that to Garfield Minus Garfield
The third of his name.
SO shocking that Danyybruhjustleavemealone is redlinked 😄
That’s why I said probably. My calculations are not always correct.
Sounds like conservapedia, but that looks like this:
I tried the “search within pages”, but it just gave me the worst idea ever, followed by articles not about the US:
That’s what the French chef said when he discovered that his Roquefort had been replaced with Gorgonzola!
I’m reading that in the voice of Tim Curry circa Loaded Weapon 1 😁
Alternative ending: “and that’s why we live in a barren wasteland and use bottle caps for currency”
Nice to meet you, Johnny boy!
I wanted one but the automatic ones are WAY out of my price range, so I got an Omega Paw Roll’ N Clean that I absolutely LOVE!
It makes taking care of litter almost completely effortless at a fraction of the price of the robot ones and it’s economical to use too:
You just put clumping litter in, roll it to deposit the refuse into the handy drawer, roll it back to put the clean litter back in, and empty the drawer.
It takes me mere seconds a day to clean up after two adult cats, and it’s cheap enough to buy and use that I can afford to give them that GOOD kitty kibble without neglecting their sanitary needs!
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Omega Paw, except as a thoroughly satisfied customer 😁
I bet he’s the best Bunnies and Burrows GM and his surname is something bun-punny resembling Mercer 😉
Thanks for introducing me to this great comic and especially the source! Here’s another great one from there:
They have a mat, on a mat, on a carpet
Until one day you have to bake 3,000 Stroopwafels to save the local coffee shop** and you realize that your kitchen scale is about to become the stickiest object known to mankind because you don’t know how much more liquids with super high viscosity weigh per liter…
**specific situation may vary based on how many tulips YOUR country produces per square kilometer.
So on top of everything else, it’s way too big? What a profoundly stupid vehicle 🤦
That’s a good start, but just a start. There is probably at least ten times as much…
You’re absolutely right.
The question is: Will they put the tax dodgers behind bars where they belong
Probably not 😮💨
Hot take: that one’s actually not ideal