Option a looks better.

This is just mean, not even funny

This has some truth to it, but i do think there is an element of location based longing to my idea of home. Home is a place where things are the way you expect them to be. Its a place that you have crafted to your own specifications, a place where you can exist with minimal resistance and effort. A place to be at ease.

This opinion is foolish. Just block it if you dont like it.

HAHAHA get it? Wife bad!

But they arent tho. I am a trans woman who has been on estrogen for 4 months. In that time i have absolutely noticed my nipples changing, both growing and getting hard more regularly than before.

Ah see that would explain it!

This is cool as fuck actually. It flows like a song and i just instinctively read it like one

I dont think I agree. To me, the punchline reads at best like “haha isnt the concept of trans people hilarious?” Or at worst like “wow look at this dog being haughty and elitist! Isnt that just like trans people? Lolol”

Edit: I was a little rude the first time, so ill just say they are not referring to that comic. They are referring to the one where the dog says “pardon me, but i identify as female”. In that one the joke basically boils down to “haha trans people exist, isnt that funny?”

Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!

That seems like a wild assumption to make. The heart beat is regulated by electric pulses, i dont see why a thumping bass would have any effect on it