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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.

    Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!

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        That church was definitely made by aliens or at least someone out of this world.

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      I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.

      Call me the crazy hair guy 😎

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        He recently got laughed at again over Deadpool of all things.

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        Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!

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        I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a “broken phone” version of space war propaganda.

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          You’re looking for Stargate

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            In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.

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              Yeah, network executives probably wouldn’t let them. At least they parodied Christianity with the Ori

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