Once, if it’s Ricky Gervais

Is a chicken egg defined as an egg that will grow into a chicken, or as an egg laid by a chicken?

Miracle Of Sound - Superhuman

I’ve seen the beauty burn
And I’m still fucking fuming
And as the tables turn
I’m feeling superhuman

The number of times I’ve been told I’m high just because I have a schizospectrum disorder is too damn high.

Big iron on his hip

Those people deserve a tip, alright. The tip of my middle finger. Pouring fossil fuels into people’s cars is evil.

Taxi/uber driver / chauffeur

Rancher

Slaughterhouse worker

Insurance claim assessor

Animal breeder

Fossil fuel miner/minesite worker

Gas station attendant

Propane salesman

You want The Good Place

You left your SI in the link

You’d like Doctor Stone.

Senku is an incredibly smart high schooler who wants to be an astronaut like his dad. Instead, every human being on earth is turned to stone in a flash of mysterious green light. Six thousand years later, Senku’s body breaks out of the stone. He’s all alone in a world with no people, no technology, and no society. Fortunately, Senku has the power of science on his side. He vows to sprint up the technology tree and accomplish in his own lifetime what took humanity 10,000 years the first time around. He still wants to go to space.

Episode 1 has a rape scene.

You don’t want your room to look like it has a nice cozy fireplace?

What makes you think humanity has a natural state?

Make sure the screwdriver has a plastic or rubber grip lmao

Yes. Don’t raise your kids at the bus stop if you can’t play nice with the bus people. That bird had ample time to realise that people are always using the bus stop. Bird should have laid eggs somewhere peaceful. Now bird is being an asshole for no reason as a response to its own bad choices. We should kill off asshole birds like that and let the species evolve smarter and less mean.

Fun fact: a lot of fairy tales have wolves going after humans with a ferocity you will not see in nature. This is because back when those stories were written, they did. However, humans are vindictive. Man-killer wolves would be hunted down with spears and killed. Over time, wolves evolved to be more cautious of humans and less aggressive. And now our wolf problems are solved.

This is awesome

Why don’t you just grow your bacon from porksprouts so you don’t have to worry about the ethics of it?

Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.

It’s August so she’d only have to resign 5 months early, you fucking dumbass.