Okay but like I like blowjobs and it makes me not want to go down on a girl if she won’t reciprocate. I deal with it because I like eating pussy but it’s definitely on my mind when it’s my turn and she doesn’t want to reciprocate.

Having to block 30 different communities because they’re all literally the same community.

It’s even worse for NSFW communities. We don’t need eleventy billion communities for the same super niche porn content.

That and people posting the same things on multiple communities because it technically fits even though there’s already a niche community specifically for that topic.

The fact that infants dying is the highest by far just shows how cruel nature is without modern medicine and birthing practices

I think it’s like ruptured organs like an appendix bursting or something like that

Can a can can?

It smells like regret and sadness

It’s a special American variant 😉

Literally any website that had flash games. I miss scrolling through and having thousands of games to play.

Life is inherently just suffering. Everything you do to prevent suffering simply prolongs it. Coupled with the fact that most forms of life need to consume other forms of life just to survive.

Even in the most beautiful ecosystem you could find it’s a constant war between species just for basic survival with no real meaning behind it

My ex would always say “always check for dead cats” because her aunts cat somehow crawled into her oven and died and her uncle turned on the oven and baked the corpse without knowing it was there

I was told by everyone I knew growing up and even now that I was weird, a freak, different. So I just kinda went with it.

To be fair to all of them they’re completely correct it just took me awhile to see why. I have to constantly remind myself that I don’t think like most people or act like most people to the point it’s instantly obvious to pretty much everyone around me

Jerboa works pretty good

Yeah this is what I’ve always thought.

I believe I’m straight but if a guy presented feminine enough I’d be attracted to them. Only problem is I don’t like penises but if you can hide it I’m all in

I’ve never heard an American call it tuna fish. I’ve only ever heard Bri*ish people call it that.

Mosquitoes and it’s not even a debate.

A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”

Is that better than senpai?

I’m a “socks whenever possible because my feet are always cold plus walking in socks makes you quieter” person.

I’m currently dealing with the opposite and it’s actually quite frustrating.

One of the products we sell are chicken wraps and my trainer acts like if I don’t assemble the wrap the exact same way in the exact same order every time the world will end.

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