A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”

Is that better than senpai?

I’m a “socks whenever possible because my feet are always cold plus walking in socks makes you quieter” person.

I’m currently dealing with the opposite and it’s actually quite frustrating.

One of the products we sell are chicken wraps and my trainer acts like if I don’t assemble the wrap the exact same way in the exact same order every time the world will end.

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But she had a weird laugh

You can clean cooking pans and pots by heating them up and then pouring water on them. As the water boils it pulls all the stuck particles off with little to no scrubbing.

You can also make a nice sauce if you use wine or some kind of stock.

I mean wtf else can you do?

I don’t have any statistical data or anything but in my experience of watching porn (which admittedly is way too high) there’s an obscene amount of those two categories.

It’s anecdotal evidence I’ll admit but it’s prevalent enough that I’ve noticed it.

Have you seen a porn site home page? You’ll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.

On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.

And don’t even get me started on animated porn. That’s a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.

Commenting doesn’t bump the post up the feed. Only upvoting does.

It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets

Got banned on reddit for telling someone to crawl back in their hole.

They were trying to defend circumcision while admitting female ventilation mutilation was bad. I pointed out the hypocrisy of that mindset and finished with “now crawl back into your hole so the rest of us don’t have to deal with you”.

Instant permaban.

I was already on my way out anyway because of the whole 3rd party app thing so this just kickstarted my emigration.

And 10 of them are playing music at the same time like some kind of fucked up jukebox

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Weed and alcohol.

2/10 wouldn’t recommend.

Technically not my kid but I’m marrying his mom so close enough.

He never stops making noise. Whether it’s talking, babbling, screeching, squealing, squeaking. The only time this kid is quiet is when he’s asleep.

It wouldn’t bother me so much if what he said had substance but most of it is just him repeating what people around him are saying which makes having a conversation around him infuriating.

I don’t hate him for it because he’s 8 and has undiagnosed adhd but I’ve definitely fantasized about throwing him out of a window once or twice.

I use my phone until it is completely inoperable so a few years.

I once used a phone where half the screen was broken but the touch sensors still worked and I’d memorized where all the buttons were so I could still receive and send calls and texts.

People that replace electronic devices that still work confuse and annoy me.

I blame the fact I just woke up for not thinking about the difference in density 😅 I was just filling up my water bottle with ice cubes and thought about how ice expands and my brain went “bigger must mean heavier”

A mistake