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gon [he]@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Like magic

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gon [he]@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    You’d have to read pretty slowly to hit five seconds.

    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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      I spent more than 5 seconds on it because I examined each word closely looking for a reason that it would take someone 5 seconds to read it.

      This feels like the bell curve meme…

      • DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org
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        deleted by creator

  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Something ain’t quite wrong here…

  • halvar@lemm.ee
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    someone give this man a medal

  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    Why is he even shorter than last time?

    • gon [he]@lemm.eeOP
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      He should be exactly as short as he was last time…

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    Thank god you posted this, otherwise I’d be stuck masturbating furiously trying to solve the original.

    • gon [he]@lemm.eeOP
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      ;)

  • Cypher@lemmy.world
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    I saw the original last night and now this, and it briefly made me wonder if I had a small stroke last night.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    You underestimate how fast I can read.

    • JoShmoe@ani.social
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      Don’t try it!

  • cum@lemmy.cafe
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    Fuckin again

  • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I had to reread it like 10 times because at first I just thought my brain was auto correcting it

    • gon [he]@lemm.eeOP
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      That was my hope :D

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    No you didn’t?

    • gon [he]@lemm.eeOP
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      It’s an ironic meme.

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    You took my ability to read… what?

    • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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      For 5 seconds

      • Bizarroland@kbin.social
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        What did you say? Why does this look like hieroglyphics?

  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.

    • gon [he]@lemm.eeOP
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      What’s this gift you speak of?

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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        I’m gifted with extreme literacy.

        • gon [he]@lemm.eeOP
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          Incredible!!!

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