Recipe:
- Spicy discount brand beans
- 1 can of corn
- breakfast sausage
- diced braunschweiger
- various chopped onions
- whatever beer is leftover in the fridge
- chopped chipotle + adobo sauce
Spiced with:
- cinnamon
- garlic
- celery seed
- smoke flavor
- more beer
My uncle loves to add ghost pepper and brown sugar but I’m kind of burnt out on sweet stuff lately
Beans and corn you say, when the star of the show – that glorious meat – is right there.
Stew, wonderful stew…
I had a roommate in college who put corn in his chili. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this proclivity on lemmyshitpost
What is leftover beer?
This morning it was Guinness. I generally don’t buy the same thing twice and my roommate wants to pick sometimes so it changes.
The only thing I haven’t used for chili are any fruity IPAs. I guess we don’t buy much IPAs at all
You have roommates? So this whole time you’re getting wrecked on Lemmy and you have roommates living normal lives?
Do you ever get envious of them?
Yeah, it’s this crazy thing that happens when you’re employed. Have you heard of what employment is? Like other than having scary dudes walk you into dark alleyways
Employment means you need a roommate? Are you, and I mean this seriously, fucking dumb? Have I been dunking a literal moron this whole time? I am starting to feel a little guilt here.
Babe I don’t think you feel anything but rage at the world. But it’s hot so don’t change.
You’re not very good at this thinking thing. Keep posting, you’re almost free!
Lol, no I’m not. We’re married now. In what dimension are you the kind of person to just chill? Were together for life baby 😁
Gonna need to cordon off your bathroom pal.
This requires a basement depositorium, one of those heavy-duty deep mid-40’s bowls with a chain that can move serious loads in a single, noisy flush.
Looks soo tasty🤤
This will be a shit post in 24-72 hours, baring some sort of urgent intestinal requirement.
Looks like they already put some in it
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Ooh, new recipe unlocked
Don’t hog the stove! Your roommates need to cook too!
Okay, this is the funniest thing you’ve gotten mad about yet. What does my chili stew make you feel? Want me to feed it to you???
No I prefer edible food, not garbage cooked by a complete loser.
Mmm I bet you’d eat if if I said I’d let you ride me. Here comes the airplane, zoooooooom 🛩️
Are you also a pedophile? Why are you introducing child-feeding tropes into your disgusting sexual fantasies?
I can only imagine what type of depraved, bigoted, possibly-illegal fantasy you let slip next.
Babe, we knew this was a “daddy” thing from the start. Don’t even play.
How lonely it must be to be for you to live with normies who do regular things. Do you ever ask your roommates what it’s like to date people?
That would be a weird conversation but I can tell you if you like
