Her grandma just passed. Grew up listening to Garbage. Was in love with Shirley.

Thats a cow. Or at least that’s what they called the genetically modified creatures.

Dated a guy last year who had access to a giant plex library. He just told me a friend let him log in tob theirs. So ya, plex guys do exist.

I don’t know, think its a marked improvement.

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The part already exists though?

I’m in this comic abd i don’t like it

Youri

Is this loss?

Needs a gallon of water to answer a simple question and is burning civilization down as it does. Yup, that’s you’re AI girlfriend.

I got the first one. I assumed the second was making an unhoused joke. Tbe third had me completely scratching my head. So thanks.

Uncircumcised?

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Get outa here ya lock ness

Shrek la Shrek?

“liter of soda ot once…”

Well, unless you ask for no ice is more like 325oz of soda with 425oz of ice. Yet also cost $3.29 because fuck you.

Love this addition, thank you!

This almost gets it. Complements should be about choices.

Instead of saying, “you’re so pretty.” Try, “that color really brings out your sparkle.”

“You’re hair looks so amazing today, did you try a new product?” Not “You have pretty hair.”

By complimenting the decision you have given ownership of the praise to the decision maker and not whatever gods you think made us. My hair is pretty because i painfully take care of it. Not because I’m blessed. Complement a persons decisions rather than station.

Do you feel it was a viable and smart decision still?

:3