LORDSMEGMA

I worked for one of those companies that paid like 15k per employee to spend like half a day figuring out which of 5 types you are. Somehow I got all 5 and confused quite a few people.

I still can’t stop thinking about Thad Castle

MO-JI-TOS!!

They tried it with the Galaxy Note 7 but it was quite hard to control

What is leftover beer?

She was trained by Randy Johnson

I don’t think that’s what passive means

By that logic, your mom is pizza

Wow that’s crazy! I also dont know anyone who has shit my pants!

Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap

masturbation

Ferdaaaa

It’s like meowschwitz in here

how the fuck you spell it right in the meme but not your own title?

The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.

A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?

I wonderv what airlines are gonna say about that battery

If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

Gonna ask a friend

Don’t forget to send feet pics to your admins!