I got news for you buddy, you’re not your mums favourite child

Bay leaves let that one person at dinner know, that you don’t like them

Seasoning

Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist. The way it shows the characters most intimate thoughts that they try to conceal from the world.

The forbidden soft serve flavour

This has always been my thought. As someone who is living a comfortable life, some would consider me as well-off or rich. Regardless, I am not private security rich, so would be an easy target at the start of the uprising.

Hence, ethics aside, it’s in my best interest to keep the ‘workers’ happy.

Yeah, it’s just so sad that it’s believable some people genuinely hold that view

No, women having choice over whether they have sex is the problem. They are naturally less sex-reliant than males and it is only through parties restricting those choices that you see a spike after they leave office. /s

Cheetos

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

LeviosA

No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I’ll take the other one. No queues anywhere!

*current

Obviously you just have an ugly family

Wait, I thought posting pictures of your thighs was required for running Linux?

Anything that doesn’t just funnel money back to millionaires. I’ve never understood people’s aversion to tax, especially when they should be focusing on the rigged two party system that is at the core of the wastage.

If I have to choose one, universal basic income, it solves a lot of problems. It can help people in need, but if you want to be selfish about it, at least it lowers the odds that someone will rob your house.

As for people worried about making sure it goes to the right people, I would rather pay a few scammers than risk having someone in genuine need suffer

Our IT often use a Boolean as a shortcut for figuring out things in code. For example, if there’s a charge we don’t apply to some customers, instead of setting it to zero, they’ll have a Boolean on the customer to decide whether they skip that part of the calculation. On top of this, they then name it in a way that limits how many records they have to update, this leads to many settings phrased in the negative, such as “Don’t apply extra leg charges”. As an extra layer on this, more recently they were made aware of the confusion this causes for staff and their solution was to change how end users are the question, which causes the “yes/no” in the interface to read the opposite of the “true/false” in the database