Maybe with your back, you young whipper-snapper. Every time I sit on the floor, I’m concerned it’ll be a one way trip

I normally say I’m from Pain-Town and offer to give them a tour if they keep being nosey

I got news for you buddy, you’re not your mums favourite child

Bay leaves let that one person at dinner know, that you don’t like them

Seasoning

Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist. The way it shows the characters most intimate thoughts that they try to conceal from the world.

The forbidden soft serve flavour

This has always been my thought. As someone who is living a comfortable life, some would consider me as well-off or rich. Regardless, I am not private security rich, so would be an easy target at the start of the uprising.

Hence, ethics aside, it’s in my best interest to keep the ‘workers’ happy.

Yeah, it’s just so sad that it’s believable some people genuinely hold that view

No, women having choice over whether they have sex is the problem. They are naturally less sex-reliant than males and it is only through parties restricting those choices that you see a spike after they leave office. /s

Cheetos

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

LeviosA

No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I’ll take the other one. No queues anywhere!

*current

Obviously you just have an ugly family

Wait, I thought posting pictures of your thighs was required for running Linux?