

Dogs are for people who need the validation and esteem boost of a subservient creature: beta males, empty nesters, people with needful maternal instincts, boss wannabees.
Cats are for people who want a a friendship based on equality and mutual respect.
It’s 2026, far past time to retire the tired trope that cats are cold and uncaring.
Dog People: “I want a child”
Cat People: “I want a friend”






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