How can you argue with this?

Jack why you foisting vibe coded shit on us?

Retailers learned decades ago that marking a price at at 39.99 gets much more sales than selling it for $40. It’s basically textbook chapter one of psyop capitalism.

Putting cheese in a spray can

Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.

The magic music makes your morning move.

Begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive.

Since the internet began it’s been known that you always measure asshole to tip.

Dogs are for people who need the validation and esteem boost of a subservient creature: beta males, empty nesters, people with needful maternal instincts, boss wannabees.

Cats are for people who want a a friendship based on equality and mutual respect.

It’s 2026, far past time to retire the tired trope that cats are cold and uncaring.

Dog People: “I want a child”
Cat People: “I want a friend”

Judging by your pictures I’d say yes.

What’s going to happen when ai takes control of your mom’s bluetooth vibrator?

Here’s my philosophy:

If it’s something I can’t control then it’s not worth worrying about.

If it’s something I can control then it’s not worth worrying about.

Did you know that the “H” stands for Howard? It was a custom in the Christ family for middle names of all the boys to be Howard.

Not sure about “everything”, but plenty of password managers are.

Baaaaaaa.

Nobody’s going to be wearing uniforms. Who ya gonna shoot?

I dont think your verbal diarrhoea post was justified. If you want to dally with geriatrics that’s your business. Far fewer people care than you think. If you’re tempted to pop champagne at the demise of a child, then you’re far from careless. You care a lot - in the wrong way. Please find a qualified therapist so you can work these anger issues out.

That style of architecture is called modern pedophile pagoda.

Dont forget to tell Red to get busy living.