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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Oi fancy a bidda footy innit bruv?

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Oi fancy a bidda footy innit bruv?

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    Soccer was coined by the British, btw. It’s your fault we call it that.

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      I’m not British, don’t EVER accuse me of something so heinous again.

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    eggball

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    I didn’t know Baraka was a limey.

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    Football is a sport played all over the world. American Football is only played in the USA and Canada.

    Sorry, Americans, but you lost this battle ages ago. Just let it go.

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      American football is gaining popularity in Europe and South America at a pretty healthy clip. Enough so that the NFL is now sending teams to play games in those places. They are even starting to consider expanding a couple of teams to Europe in the future. And there are more and more international players starting to get a foothold in the NFL as players.

      You might have won a battle, but you could lose still lose the war…

      • fun_times@lemmy.world
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        Sure thing, buddy.

        • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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          So, what did I say that factually wrong?

          • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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            Nothing

          • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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            They’ve been at that since the 90’s and its never taken off. Why bother when we have Rugby?

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            Lol at American football. What a joke. America just trying to be the center of attention everywhere, pushing their shitty head concussions on people they don’t even want in their country. As an “American”, America sucks big donkey dick. So does American footy ball

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      Run it by me again… You carry the ball in your hands and run forwards? You occasionally throw it, again using your hands?

      What do you call it?

      Football.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      What’s the britbowl? Who are the GB lions?

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I like how the little guy to the right of him is swooning lol

      • fun_times@lemmy.world
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        What are you talking about?

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          You have google.

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    Pretty sure there is more than one foot involved. Therefore it should be called feetball.

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      That’s why football is called football. There’s only one kicker. One foot.

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        See? Here we go.

        Soccer - Uses both feet. Should be called feetball.

        NFL - Only uses one foot to touch the ball. During punts or feildgoals. Accurately named football.

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    Americans when you call it “rugby for girls” and not “runny jumpy catch between adverts”:

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      Womens rugby is infinitely better than American Football

      • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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        I can’t even imagine a more ridiculously bad take. Ur bad boooooo. Clearly don’t respect women either. MMA is the only entertaining sport. All others are adults playing children’s games.

        • gmtom@lemmy.world
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          Please go shower

          • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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            What’s that?

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      Search “brutal NFL hits” on YouTube and tell me again why you think a bunch of dudes on their knees hugging and playing reverse tug-of-war is manly

      • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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        Check the community, Chuckles!

        Besides, I’m a Bears fan, so I’ve seen plenty of footage of Dick Butkus’ hits.

        You know, years ago I saw a bit on a UK NFL show where they had a couple of rugby players and a couple of NFL players try each others’ sports.

        The NFL players came out of the experience saying “Hell, that game is brutal. They’re big guys and they hit hard, and they don’t wear any padding. No thanks!”

        The rugby players came out of the experience saying “Hell, that game is brutal. You’ve got the pads, sure, but that just means everyone hits each other harder! No thanks!”

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          Perfect summation, only people saying one is tougher than the other do so from the other side of the TV screen.

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            Yeah I was just returning the energy of the first armchair expert, honestly. Rugby is hardass, too.

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              For sure, I was just coming in with a tush push.

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        Rugby players dont wear body armour.

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          NFL football players use that armor as a weapon…

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            Perhaps, but the whole uniform is so homo-erotic even the ancient Greeks would find it a bit much.

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    ‘Soccer’ is the British word for the sport already. Don’t let them pretend

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    Most of the world calls it football because feet and ball. American football is usually referred to as commercials or ads.

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      Etymology-wise, football is actually called football because it’s done on foot as opposed to on horse.

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        Ah so that’s why its Polo and not “horse polo”

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          It’s named after the shirt.

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            Oh that makes sense! Polo shirts have that little horse guy on them sometimes.

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            Which in turn got its name from Marco Polo.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          What. Horseball was taken?

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            Yep, check Pornhub for proof

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      It seems so stupid to me that Americans took over the name football for a sport thats not even mainly played by foot, and then pretend like thats the sport that naturally belongs to the name. Like wtf.

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        This is why the fuck: american football evolved from Association Football (soccer) and rugby. Americans didn’t take over the name, the names for each version of the “ball game on a field with goals at either end” developed from different regional slang as each sport evolved and grew into popularity in their respective places. Each of those sports developed various shortened or slang versions of their name. Rugby was really Rugby football. Association football became soccer, a term coined in London and adopted by Americans. Gridiron football evolved from both and become what Americans just called football.

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      hand egg

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      Most of the world calls it football

      fútbol

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        Surely you meant to say jalgpall

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      pretty sure england called it soccer before america…and football is the better sport its just facts

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    Fake British word is probably my all time least favourite genre of meme

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      I’m not a big fan of goulash.

      See? Opinions aren’t fun when not asked for.

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        I quite enjoyed your opinion on goulash though

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          Fucking soupy spaghetti with macaroni noodles. GTFOH with that shit.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Which one is fake?

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        Boppy, it’s fallen to the wayside as of late, wouldn’t call it dead as a dodo but it’s about on par with things like glaciers and nuance

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          I use it daily

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            Single handedly keeping the word alive. Thank you for your service o7

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    One of my all time favorite memes

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    Dude in the thumbnail must be a super messy eater.

    Mofo ain’t got no lips!

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      He must be using up toothbrushes like other people are using up toilet paper.

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        Lol!

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      Bad candidate for most British “food”.

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    Can we just call it all football!?

    • Ruggers Football
    • Assoccers Football
    • Gridders Football
    • Basketters Netball
    • Softy Rounders Ball
    • Crickers Baseman’s Ball

    And let’s have mixed teams

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      Given the original meaning of football is a ball game played on foot rather than on horseback, yes, they are all football.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Nah

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      Let’s

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This Tarkatan kinda looks like my neighbor. But with fewer teeth.

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    Soccer = aSSOCiation Football. It’s a British term.

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    The British invented the term soccer. If they give you shit about using it, tell them they can fuck right off.

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      British toffs invented the term soccer.

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        Yeah, it’s like saying we should call rugby “rugger”, because that’s what the old Etonians called it (I don’t know if they still do).

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          Its Oxford University slang derived from Rugby School slang, rather than Etonian. However, many do still refer to the morning meal as “brekkers” and nakedness as “starkers”, regardless of class.

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            Oh yeah, that’s it, Oxford. I learnt about rugger and brekker from The Treasure Seekers books. I’ve never heard anyone I’ll say brekkers, at least in my area, brekkie is more common.

            Now I’m surprised that “starkers” has posh roots.

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      Get em

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