ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoRegional differenceslemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down10
arrow-up1498arrow-down1imageRegional differenceslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 months agoGod help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoEven if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoSo, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoInstructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAre you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoNo, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
minus-squareseraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoaww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThe hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo