Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can’t imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.

The jews control Israel.

Scissoring

I feel like scissoring would be an option.

I eat that often.

Manic banana!

I have one and used it for a long time but the fact is it just can’t generate as much carbonation as drinks you buy commercially.

I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.

Actually I can’t tell. Their donation page is weird as hell. I know that I paid a one time amount too.

Another vote for boost. So customizable that you can make it exactly how you want your experience to be.

The free version does have ads but the paid is a dollar a year and it goes straight to the developer.

Mr. Green in the hall with the revolver.

I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

Judging by the other answers here you should get a pet. I hope you are seeking help.

Mediterranean, middle eastern, indian, Chinese, se asian. I can live with that.

Ok, that’s absolutely bonkers

For years I drove an extended fifteen passenger van countless miles across the US with a completely obscured rear window. If you know how to use your side mirrors and pay attention to traffic you will know what’s behind you. How do you think truckers do it?

Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen. It’s about realizing that you’ve peaked and your best days are behind you.

Oh cool. I didn’t know that.

I second the tenement museum. Really great for New York history.

Local here:

If pizza is on your list then I suggest Lombardi’s in Little Italy. Classic New York pizza you can get anywhere but Lombardi’s makes a more Neapolitan style using the only coal oven still allowed in NYC so it’s totally unique. It also likely the oldest pizzeria in city. Gets kind of busy but worth it.

As others have said, take a commuter ferry. Staten Island ferry is cool but the east river ferry takes you under the Brooklyn, Manhattan and Williamsburg bridges and offers good views of lower Manhattan.

DO NOT under any circumstances walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. A lot of tourists think that sounds cool but that is the problem. Waaay to many tourists think that. It’s a nightmare.

Definitely ignore the guy that said stay close to Times Square. It is tourist hell and gives you absolutely no insight into what New York is really like. Unless you like huge crowds and chain stores then by all means. There’s plenty of locals in this thread with much, much better advice. Listen to us.

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