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freeboto@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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freeboto@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.

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      Removed by mod

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        On the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it

        ripped Jesus from a very silly book about magicians and curses

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          That’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways.

          *Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified

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        Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.

        Timothy 4:8

        Not a whole chapter, but still

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          Removed by mod

        • gnutrino@programming.dev
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          Also not Jesus doing the telling

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            The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.

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