ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoHigh fashionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1554
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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 month agoShoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoNo, they’re your alibi. “Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAnd at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol
Shoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.
No, they’re your alibi.
“Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”
And at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol